Robert G. Ingersoll: “The Bible, Facts and Miracles”
We have heard talk enough. We have listened to all the drowsy, idea-less, vapid sermons that we wish to hear. We have read your Bible and the works of your best minds. We have heard your prayers, your solemn groans and your reverential amens. All these amount to less than nothing. We want one fact. We beg at the doors of your churches for just one little fact. We pass our hats along your pews and under your pulpits and implore you for just one fact. We know all about your moldy wonders and your stale miracles. We want ‘this year’s fact.’ We ask only one. Give us one fact for charity. Your miracles are too ancient. The witnesses have been dead for two thousand years. Their reputation for ‘truth and veracity’ in the neighborhood where they resided is wholly unknown to us. Give us a new miracle, and substantiate it by witnesses who still have the cheerful habit of living in this world. Do not send us to Jericho to hear the winding horns, nor put us in the fire with Shadrach, Meshech and Abednego. Do not compel us to navigate the sea with Captain Jonah, nor dine with Mr. Ezekiel. There is no sort of use in sending us foxhunting with Samson. We have positively lost all interest in that little speech so eloquently delivered by Balaam’s inspired donkey. It is worse than useless to show us fishes with money in their mouths, and call our attention to vast multitudes stuffing themselves with five crackers and two sardines. We demand a new miracle, and we demand it now. Let the Church furnish at least one, or forever hold her peace.
Posted on April 12, 2010, in Robert G. Ingersoll and tagged Bible, Ezekiel, God, Google, Jericho, Miracle, Miracles, Religion, Robert G. Ingersoll, The Bible, Twitter, Wordpress, Yahoo. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.